Have Fun With Magical Toilet Paper!

These little creatures may be cute, but don’t let that fool you! Arcanists whose materials have been running dry as of late have been infusing their magic into one of their most precious commodities... toilet paper! Watch out as they go all “harmin” on you and try to wipe the floor with you. These cuties are meaner than they look, sporting mega strong durability, immunity to poison, aroma control, and binding! We recommend a healthy dose of fire to dispose of them, should the need arise!

You can prepare yourselves and get these adorable creatures here for a special discounted price. Don’t wait, or like toilet paper, they may be gone before you know it!